Added: Timisha Calderwood - Date: 22.01.2022 10:41 - Views: 27286 - Clicks: 9339
Unless you deleted all social media, you definitely noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp all went down this week. Choose your fighter! Rap is less about what you say and more about how you say it. Ice Cube could have recited the Love Boat theme song and made it sound intimidating. Conversely, there are plenty of seemingly badass rap lyrics that, upon closer examination, turn out to be underwhelming , nonsensical , or just unintentionally and spectacularly gay.
Here are nine genuine rap boasts that made every angry, young, straight male reading the liner notes briefly reconsider their sexuality. The Lyrics:. Just like some dental cream, I go in niggas' mouths And like a limousine, I stretch a nigga out.
This puts a painful new spin on T. Ruining other people's days via gun violence has become one of the most widely explored subjects in rap music, but 90 percent of rappers who talk about it are just talking. Rhyming "I go in niggas' mouths" as in, "I enjoy having oral sex with men" with "I stretch a nigga out" "anal too" may be the most terrifying homosexual boast in history. Ice Cube is a thing of the past If I've got no nuts, it's because they're still stuck in your ass. Like so many poets before him, B-Real is attempting to use anal sex as a metaphor for Ice Cube's total submission to his power.
For those who don't know B-Real, he's the guy next to Cube in this photo :. In the '90s, Mr. Real and his fellow ganja enthusiasts at Cypress Hill fell out with Cube because they thought he stole elements from one of their songs. At one point, Cube said:. You're smokin' that shit too much Got your bitch ass touched Sen Dog, you can't rap from the guts And B-Real sounding like he got baby nuts. The most romantic part is that the balls are still somewhere in there, serving as an enduring token of their love.
What's up with that bulge in ya khakis You wanna pack a gat but you still ain't got the pull to come and jack me. Bun B of Underground Kingz finds it annoying when people carry concealed weapons around him, especially if they don't actually have the street cred necessary to confront him. There is a man nearby with a visible erection that Bun B couldn't help noticing, and he would like to know more about it.
I don't give a fuck. Def Jam. Onyx offers an alternate route to escaping poverty: kidnapping fashionable motherfuckers. If you look good, you probably have money. If you have money, they're going to kidnap you and hold you for ransom.
Because they enjoy money, which can be exchanged for goods and services. Universal Music Group It's gangsta rap's version of judging a book by its cover. Onyx is having a hard time hooking up with attractive men based solely on the merits of their own looks and personality. They have thus resorted to abducting hunks off the street, in order to have sex with them -- or "fuck it," in their own words.
It's disturbing enough that they want to kidnap men and rape them, but that they refer to other human beings as "it" shows classic s of psychopathy. Seek help, Onyx. In the same hotel, if dude wanted to do me I'd have been Cassidy, gave him the room key. Jersey City rapper Joe Budden is so confident in his ability to best The Game his then-rival in a physical confrontation that, were they in the same hotel, Joe would invite him to make the first move. The Game "Preferably after washing his goddamn hands. Perhaps, at one point, the phrase "do me" meant something other than sex -- "kill me," in this case -- but those days have passed.
If Budden did indeed mean to say "If The Game wants to kill me, I'll meet him in my hotel room," it must have been awkward when he then showed up at the door with flowers and KY. Paramount Pictures. And while you niggas that's been to jail before know, it's about to get thick Let's get it on baby. Did you know DMX has been in jail? He would like to remind you that he has, and that he's very good at fighting. Def Jam And just as good at avoiding them. The phrase "let's get it on" is pretty ambiguous -- it can mean "let's fight" or "let's fuck.
When the phrase in question is preceded by an order to perform fellatio, because he's "about to get thick" -- one can be forgiven for assuming the lines are sexual in nature. Combine all that with the reference to people in jail knowing what DMX is talking about, and it sounds like he's bragging that he fucked his way through prison and is about to unleash those terrible skills on free men now. You already know what it's about when I run up in your house Put the gun up in your mouth, and get the money out the couch Hearing you out is senseless, perhaps, for instance I'll give this faggot a French kiss.
Jadakiss, as a member of The Lox, states in this collaboration with Biggie Smalls that if you see him running into your house, you should know he's gonna steal your money and then shoot you in the face. Def Jam "Pucker up, motherfucker. The first three lines of Jada's verse prepare the listener for a chilling tale of vicious crime, but then it turns into a romantic moment without warning. Jadakiss later explained in an interview that it means he's going to employ the kiss of death, but in no culture is that referred to as "a French kiss.
If nobody knows your alternate meaning when you say "I'll give this faggot a French kiss," they are forced to assume you simply mean you'll give that homosexual a tongue bath. We never met, but best believe you gon' know me When I'm this close, see you exposed as phony Come on bitch, show me, pick me up, throw me Lift me up, hold me, just like you told me you was gonna do.
This is directed at Eminem's colleague, Ja Rule. After Ja dissed Eminem's entire family in a track , Em hit back with "Doe Rae Me" and "Go To Sleep," two songs featuring himself and several other high-profile rappers reveling in their mutual dislike for Mr.
Screen Gems In their defense Redman is informing us that he's having some refreshing Tic Tacs and also, by the way, his penis is large. There are so many different, unambiguous ways that he could have expressed this idea. I'm also well endowed. But no, he had to go with the one phrasing that makes it sound like somebody's getting a wintergreen blowjob from the star of How High.
Andrew is the vocalist of a rap duo, the Ghost Dance Cult. If you check out their debut EP here , he promises you won't hear anything that belongs on this list. Deep inside us all -- behind our political leanings, our moral codes, and our private biases -- there is a cause so colossally stupid that we surprise ourselves with how much we care. Whether it's toilet paper position, fedoras on men, or Oxford commas, we each harbor a preference so powerful we can't help but proselytize to the world.
In this episode of the Cracked podcast, guest host Soren Bowie is ed by Cody Johnston, Michael Swaim, and comedian Annie Lederman to discuss the most trivial things we will argue about until the day we die. Get your tickets here! Also, follow us on Facebook , and we'll rap battle you in the rap Thunderdome, yo.
It's comics week on One Cracked. Get a new comics fact to your inbox every day and be entered to win a set of awesome comics. up now! They got the 'four' part right great job there! As soon as the camera is off him, James Bond goes to an alley somewhere to puke his guts out and try to figure out how he'll pay for child support.
Continue Reading Below Advertisement. How It Comes Off: There is a man nearby with a visible erection that Bun B couldn't help noticing, and he would like to know more about it. The Lyrics: My theory is fuck it! The Lyrics: You already know what it's about when I run up in your house Put the gun up in your mouth, and get the money out the couch Hearing you out is senseless, perhaps, for instance I'll give this faggot a French kiss Continue Reading Below Advertisement.
Has the death of the sitcom been greatly exaggerated? We ask Mark Twain. JK Rowling, you've got some cringe-y competition Log in Register Username. Don't make me do this again. Confirm Password. I agree to the Terms of Service. Add me to the weekly newsletter. Add me to the daily newsletter.Gay freestyle raps
email: [email protected] - phone:(697) 804-4779 x 3809
Lil Nas X came out, but has hip-hop? A macho culture faces a crossro