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Johnny Dangerously No more blue balls. The conqueror has arrived. Quick, turn the channel. Don't let mom see this part. Grownup Johnny with teenage Johnny. Much like this gif, Johnny Dangerously was a huge bomb. A classic Airplane! The year "" shows up on screen and then a car runs over it. Joe Piscopo. Say your prayers, corksoaker. You and the rest of your bastages can gamble. But don't try no funny stuff, or I rip you bells off and I put em in a sling. I gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder! I gonna rip you arms off, I gonna shove em up you ice hole! You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny.
Joe Piscopo is awesome. This one's Tommy. He's got his father's eyes. Hand me a pen. Did you read the note? It says "Dear Bastages What else is there to say? This character really brings out the moron in Moronie. A tough gangster with an inability to pronounce profane words, well, it seems that it would have been frustrating to be tough and yet not be able to express oneself intelligently.
Roman Moronie will go down in the annals of movie history as one of the greatest of all morons. There is of course great comedy among the other characters. Michael Keaton is F. I just like the fact that Moronie kept the movie from an "R" rating because he could not pronounce profanity. One particular quote in the movie stands out. When Danny Joe Piscopo pulls up to the d. Danny replies "I am handicapped, I'm psychotic. Never has something so corny been so entertaining! No matter how many times I see it, I still get a kick out of this one, and I recommend it highly for all lovers of mindless entertainment.
It contains many quotable moments, and some of the best sight-gags I've seen to this day. If you've had a bad week and you need a chuckle, rent this one on your way home Friday night to give your weekend a good start. Johnny's getting laid! Things get sticky though when an old foe Joe Piscopo comes after Johnny and his girlfriend Marilu Henner and Johnny's own brother tries to come after him as part of his mission to clean up the city. Lots of great gags, like Johnny advising kids to chew gum instead of smoking, Johnny's jail house striped suit, the running gag of Joe Piscopo's character saying that certain members of his family did something to him "once I Never Get Tired of This film!
Aside from loving Michael Keaton's work, this film stands out as one of the funniest I have ever seen. My kids told me about this picture first, and I am indebted to them. Whether he's doing comedy or drama, Michael Keaton has my heart. Hey, How about me getting' knocked out? After his mother has no end of medical problems, little Johnny goes to work for the mob. What fallows is a series of gags, most of which work, there are, however, the occasional flops. But a foreign gangster who can't master the American language profanity wise, at least , a rival gangster with a penchant for shooting his mouth off Not perfect by a long shot, but definitely good for a smile on a bad day.
One of the funniest movies I've ever seen - 13 March Although critically maligned, Johnny Dangerously is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. It's a movie that should be watched closely; some of the funny bits are done in passing and do not have the usual amount of attention drawn to them. For instance, keep an eye on Michael Keaton's use of the pricing gun at the pet store It's one of those rare movies where the humor hits you unexpectedly, even though you know it's a comedy.
Highly recommended. C'mon, this is cute AND funny. Keaton is brilliant in this - as in most of his work. This is not a blockbuster, bigger-than-life affair. This is campy, slapstick humor played out by some of Hollywood's best and very versatile actors. Piscopo was equally on the mark as the top dog wannabee, once. If you want to see the funniest attempt at not really cussing ever filmed, you gotta see Dimitri do his piece as Moronie.
This really sucks. Johnny Dangerously: The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously. Lil: Did you know your last name's an adverb? Roman Moronie: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools. Johnny Dangerously: Commissioner, there's all the evidence against me, just like I promised you. Use it. I'm ready to pay my debt. I've been thinking of taking up smoking.
This clinches it! Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? Ma Kelly: I go both ways. Lil: Oh. Roman Moronie: This is fargin war! Ma Kelly: Open up! It's Ma Kelly! Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: [opens her door] What do you want? Get out of here. Ma Kelly: I got to talk to you. Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: We don't have nothing to say to each other. Ma Kelly: We got plenty to say to each other.
We got a lot in common. Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: Yeah, what? Ma Kelly: We both scrub floors. We're both swell lookers. And neither one of us is Chinese. Johnny Dangerously: The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English language, and anyone who got in his way. Lil: Get this to Johnny on the grapevine. Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the savoy theater tomorrow night. Got it? Polly the parrot: Got it. Pass it on. Prisoner: [to the next prisoner sitting next to him] Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tonight.
Prisoner: [to the next prisoner, "telephone" style] Vermin is going to kill Johnny's mother at the Savoy theater tonight. Prisoner: [to the next prisoner] Vermin's mother is going to kill Johnny tonight at the Savoy theater. Prisoner: [to the next prisoner] [unintelligible] Prisoner: There's a message through the grapevine, Johnny. Johnny Dangerously: Yeah? What is it? Johnny Dangerously: Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight?!
Prisoner: I didn't say that. Johnny Dangerously: No, but I know this grapevine. Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy! Chorus Girl: I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny. Well that makes two of us. Ma Kelly: With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal! Ma Kelly: Beer. Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!Johnny dangerously gif
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